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1 Black plagues UNI campus Plague caused by viewing Rebecca Black's music video, "Friday"; photo.
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2 Freshmen getting younger
Hayne--Cassandra Kay (Student--2007) 		Photo of college students reading to area elementary students; photo.
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3 Guy next door is violating quiet hours Late night television watching disturbs neighbor.
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4 How are we spending our time? Pie chart showing that students only spend two per cent of their time studying. The majority of their time is spent on Facebook; photo.
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5 It's the first of April Important facts about the fourth month of the year, April; photo.
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6 Student Body Emperor Anderson issues order to dissolve senate, eliminate senators Satirical look at the Northern Iowa Student Government. Policy changes are included; photo.
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7 Student convinced UNI nameplate is a treasure map Nameplate contains cryptic information detailing the whereabouts of a priceless treasure, according to incoming student; photo.
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8 UNI receives $100 million donation for creation of new outdoor football stadium Fictitious donation will fund a fictitious outdoor football stadium; photo.
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9 UNI search committee looking for new, completely inoffensive Commencement speaker Satirical view of the controversy caused by the announcement of First Lady Michelle Obama as the spring commencement speaker.
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10 UNI student calls off relationship with online radio station Cameron Bates gave up Pandora to return to his first true love Last.fm.
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11 I Spy at UNI
Schreck--Anna E. (Student--2009) 		Faculty, staff, and students are challenged to identify the mystery photo and its location; photo.
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12 Nathanson discusses current debates on market capitalism
Wilkins--Alan Michael (Student--2011) 		Stephen Nathanson, a professor of philosophy at Northeastern University in Boston, gave two presentations. He talked about socialism and terrorism justification.
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13 New game plan for spring commencement
Braumann--Kari Sue (Student--2009) 		Michelle Obama, the First Lady of the United States, will give the Commencement address to the May 2011 UNI graduates and their families; photo.
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14 UNI CARE now accepting nominations
Koolbeck--Alex Elizabeth (Student--2010) 		Sustainability Council will recognize faculty, staff, students, organizations, programs, and departments that demonstrate outstanding commitment to sustainability.
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15 Student who's too good for Campaniling injured by falling brick Student injured; blamed on not following superstitions.
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16 Pulitzer prize-winning author shares his work with UNI
Hawkins--Ariel L. (Student--2010) 		Ted Kooser, poet, read from his works. He was interviewed by Professor Jeremy Schraffenberger.
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17 UNI Proud Drag Ball fills Maucker Union
Collins--Elizabeth Ann (Student--2008) 		UNI Proud sponsored its third annual Drag Ball. The aim of the show was to promote safe sex and raise money for the Community AIDS Assistance Project; photo.
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18 Courtney Martin inspires students to save the world
Firman--Tehrene Victoria (Student--2010) 		Author Courtney Martin shared her dream of changing the world.
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19 Is there someone you LikeALIttle?
Findley--Blake Thurston (Student--2010) 		This .com site is supposed to be positive, fun, comfortable, and a safe environment for students to anonymously flirt and chat.
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20 A music industry alternative
Krob--Nicholas Joseph (Student--2008) 		An examination of the music industry and what drives the success of recording artists.
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21 Pants: a dissertation
Mitchell--Anthony Patrick (Student--2009) 		A pants less society would have some advantages and several disadvantages. Just a fun thought; photo.
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22 Hutcheson continues to pitch Panthers to victory
Jorgensen--Dru (Student--2009) 		Jaye Hutcheson strives to be the best leader she can be. She hopes to help her team win the conference championship and play in the regional tournament; photo.
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23 This is the season that never ends
Friederich--Ryan Leo (Student--2010) 		Preseason and post season games seem to be grueling in all professional sports; photo.