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| SigEp see-SAAWs against assault | Sigma Phi Epsilon kicked off their sexual assault awareness week; photo. |
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| Students of UNI | A student shares her story; photo. |
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| Rude reports | A fake interview; photo. | |
| Council bans tandem bicycles | Satire article poking fun at the Cedar Falls City Council; photo. | |
| Math major doesn't know either | Satire article about being a math major; photo. | |
| Sparky's cover charge change | Article poking fun at Sharky's regulars. |
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| Burglary | Two UNI students were arrested for burglary. |
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| UNI whiz kid named provost over other white dudes | A satire article about student Eric Boisen; photo. | |
| NCAA's top pick | A satire article about student Seth Tuttle; photo. |
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| This squirrel situation is nuts! | Satire article about the squirrels that can be seen all over UNI; photo. | |
| 10 positive effects of global warming, BOOM | A satirical look at global warming; photo. |
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| Coach J receives gifts fit for a chancellor | A satirical article about Men's Basketball coach Ben Jacobson. | |
| J-Biebs burnt from roasting, warns us of basketball greatness | A satirical look a Justin Beiber's career; photo. | |
| UNI baseball wins CWS before summer even starts | A satirical article on UNI men's baseball; photo. |