Issue Contents

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1 Clean cut 'comic's comic'
Olsasky--Clinton (Student--2015)

Comedian Brian Regan will perform at the Gallagher Bluedorn Performing Arts Center (GBPAC) on April 2; photo.

2 We are survivors
Fisher--Nicholas Allen (Student--2014), Frasher--Iris (Student--2013)

Student Vanessa McNeal's film "We Are Survivors," which tells the stories of eight sexual assault survivors, will be screened on April 5 in McCollum Science Hall; photos.

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3 Lebron James "slams" UNI team
Jamtgaard--Katherine A (Student--2013)

Students respond to basketball player Lebron James's comment about the UNI men's basketball loss to Texas A&M.

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4 Post-caucus, don't forget climate change
Baxter--Nicole (Student--2017)

In the author's opinion, people should take steps to become more vegetarian because the meat and cattle industries are significant contributors to climate change; photos.

5 Time to think critically about ag industry
Cobb--Abbi (Student--2014)

Cobb critiques the agricultural industry and its effect on the environment; photos.

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6 Impending doom weighs down new DC film
Rouse--Joshua Daniel-Nelson (Student--2014)

Rouse reviews "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice," 2/5; photo.

7 Showcase for national level talent
Rayner--Tori [Student--2016]

The Speech and Debate team have been competing throughout the year, and held their "Night B4 Nationals" showcase in the Maucker Union ballroom on march 29; photo.

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8 Drump new NISG Pres.
Northern Iowan Staff

In this satirical article written for April Fools, Donald Drump is the new Northern Iowa Student Government (NISG) student body president; photos.

9 More selfies than service
Northern Iowan Staff

In this satirical article written for April Fools, UNI students go on a mission trip.

10 Once in a life-time performance
Northern Iowan Staff

In this satirical article written for April Fools, Clive Buttertable gave a performance that featured eating a sack lunch; photo.

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11 Elves supply food
Northern Iowan Staff

In this satirical article written for April Fools, Harry Potter house elves are the reason the dining center food was rated number one in Iowa.

12 Misstakes haunt newspaper
Northern Iowan Staff, Tjepkes--Brandon (Student 2014)

In this satirical article written for April Fools, the Northern Iowan staff discusses the "ghost" causing editing mistakes in the paper; photo.

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13 NI article hurts student's feelings
Northern Iowan Staff, Allbee--Casey [Class of 2018]

In this satirical article written for April Fools, a student writes a letter to the editor commenting negatively on a previous article about bad roommates.

14 Sexuality in video games not tied to marketing schemes at all
Northern Iowan

In this satirical article written for April Fools, the columnist discusses sexuality in video games.

15 Student orgs offer help to those in need
Northern Iowan Staff

In this satirical article written for April Fools, the columnist writes that UNI Right to Life and College Republicans are working with the administration to implement new policies to make decisions for female UNI students; photo.

16 Wi-Fi... just why?!
Northern Iowan Staff

In this satirical article written for April Fools, a student complains about the Wi-Fi.

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17 Cyclone athletes transfer after Harris's hiring
Northern Iowan Staff

In this satirical article written for April Fools, many players for Iowa State University athletic teams will transfer to UNI to follow David Harris, recently hired as UNI athletic director; photo.

18 Karma forces LeBron James into retirement
Northern Iowan Staff

In this satirical article written for April Fools, basketball player LeBron James has decided to retire after losing a game in similar fashion to UNI vs. Texas A&M; photo.

19 UNI athletics now resorts to socialism
Northern Iowan Staff

In this satirical article written for April Fools, a bill passed in the legislature for UNI athletics to be funded by the University of Iowa and Iowa State university; photo.

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20 Why I Relay
Jensen--Ami Rae [Class of 2016]

Ami Jensen shares why she participates in Relay for Life; photo.

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21 Personal records set at Bill Cornell Spring Classic
Huntley--Zach (Student--2014)

Men's and women's track and field competed at the Bill Cornell Spring Classic; hoto.

22 Softball goes 2-1 in series against Evansville
Pady--Dylan (Student--2015)

The softball team defeated the University of Evansville in a double-header, 2-1; photo.

23 Team streams give viewers a more fan-based commentary
Herring--Ryan (Student--2015)

Herring discusses the new concept of "Team Stream Broadcasts," which are fan-based opinion streams during sporting events; photo.