Issue Contents
Page 1
| # | Article | Article Summary |
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| 1 | Cultivating female student leaders Klinkhammer--Bailey (Student--2021) |
Various students on campus are interviewed to talk about how the student organizations they are a part of have uplifted them and helped them become leaders at UNI; photo. |
Page 3
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| 2 | Campanile bells replaced with rubber chickens | In this satirical article written for April Fools, the new and improved Campanile bells are replaced with rubber chickens of various sizes. |
| 3 | Schindler Education Center takes flight | In this satirical article written for April Fools, suspicions of the Schindler Education Center being a UFO were confirmed as the top half of the building broke off and blasted into space; photo. |
Page 4
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|---|---|---|
| 4 | Campanile calamity: UNI's iconic structure vanished into the night! | In this satirical article written for April Fools, they claim that the Campanile has been kept in a chain link fence for a reason unbeknownst to students. The Campanile escaped around 11:30 pm on Tuesday, March 28th and no one can find it; photo! |
| 5 | Student Government taken over by Revolutionary UNI squirrels | In this satirical article written for April Fools, the UNI squirrels have over run the Northern Iowa Student Government (NISG) with a vicious coup; photo. |
Page 6
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| 6 | The Battle of the Fries | The Northern Iowan does an April Fool's issue every year called the "French Fry." This year the editorial team gathered readers' opinions on where the best fries in town are and held the first annual French Fry Competition; photo. |
| 7 | The Greens are back in town Warrington--David (Student--2020) |
In this satirical article written for April Fools, the all-time Panther basketball player, AJ Green's five identical siblings just signed to play at UNI next season; photo. |
| 8 | Track team to test 'Air Bud' legal theory with Rex Goodboy Shea--Caden (Student--2022) |
In this satirical article written for April Fools, the UNI track and field team test the 'Air Bud' legal theory by claiming that no where in the handbook does it say a runner has to be human. They recruited golden retriever Rex Goodboy of Cedar Valley to the team; photo. |
Page 7
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| 9 | Contract error lifts accountant to coach Johnson--Adam (Student--2022) |
In this satirical article written for April Fools, men's basketball coach Ben Jacobson gets booted out after a mistake with the contract listed Ben Jacobsen instead, a sophomore accounting major here at UNI; photo. |
| 10 | New men's basketball coach bungles first hire Hill--Drew (Student--2021) |
In this satirical article written for April Fools that plays off of the article "Contract error lifts accountant to coach", new men's basketball head coach and sophomore accounting student, Ben Jacobsen, makes a huge mistake. He accidentally hired Iowa's offensive coordinator for football, not basketball, Brian Ferentz; photo. |
Page 8
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| 11 | Northern Iowan writer of the month Northern Iowan Staff |
Sophomore Bailey Klinkhammer is Northern Iowan's writer of the month for March 2023; photo. |