| Publication | Volume | Number | Page |
|---|---|---|---|
| College Eye | 47 | 12 | 2 |
Page 2
| Title | Article Summary |
|---|---|
| But then they might organize | Discusses the idea of using monkeys for cheap labor. |
| Confusion follows factions | Claims that differences in personal opinions are the cause of a divided campus. |
| And so they flop | Claims that grades only slightly tell us a person's real ability. |
| The well-processed graduate | Shows a student who has holes in him as though he were a computer punch-card. |
| Untitled | Encourages students to complain to the Dean of the Faculty about the prices of books at the Hill Book Store. |