College Eye — April 11, 1928

Page	Title	Summary	Scan
1	Fifteen members in new society; organized for students with grades below E's	Humor.
1	Mr. Boardman handsomest man; chosen at election Thursday by large majority of student body; six women tie for honors of most beautiful woman; election	Humor.
1	Post-season debate discloses dark secret; at last we have the truth about the cafeteria soup	Humor.
1	Free day on reserve books; to be held Friday	Students encouraged to read reserve books on appointed day in library; humor.
1	Official announcements	Announces time of spring vacation; allows students six skip days from each class; humor.
1	Old Gold announcement	Yearbooks are in; students can visit the office to pick them up; humor.
1	Deans propose dating bureau	Humor.
1	Eta Society started by faculty members	New society formed by ten faculty members; humor.
1	All students now have positions	No students are left in want of a teaching position; humor.
1	Resolution presented at house council mtg.; compromise reached Monday night	Half of the women in Bartlett Hall are awakened twenty-one seconds before the other half of the women, causing a dispute; humor.
1	Chapel attendance compulsory daily	Voted that chapel is compulsory; seating issues addressed; humor.
1	Pan-Hell. to try five trusted members of faculty; Miss Maxwell discovers pair walking without permit; accusation is brought back upon herself	Five faculty members caught being out after hours with no permits; humor.
1	Just a little mudslinging	Depicts a College Eye staff member throwing mud at faculty members to illustrate how the College Eye newspaper uncovered and exposed the five instructors who were out after hours without permits; humor.
2	Ben Boardman spies a nickel	Humor.
2	Bartlett Hall notes	News from Bartlett Hall; humor.
3	Mr. Robinson	Plans for fence construction.
3	Harry Martin	Divorce.
3	Harry Macon	Enrolled at the Univesity of Chicago.
3	Mr. Craig Ellyson, Helen¿	Easter morning party.
3	Prof. George Mach	Chosen as Old Gold and College Eye rep. for faculty meetings.
4	Inquiring reporter; do you think Iowa State Teachers College should have a Bureau of Recommendation for the purpose of promoting dates among students	Humorous look at dating.
4	By-gone days	Headlines of previous scandal sheets.
4	Music department offers new courses	Humorous suggestion that the Music Department will offer a jazz course.
4	The Wolff's Howl	Believes scandal sheets are part of college life; thanks the people who painted the College Eye office.
5	Maude Royden to speak here next week.	Y. W. C. A. woman to give lectures.
5	Sixteen notches to faculty woman's credit.	Notches for conquests made; humor.
5	Y. W. C. A. Notes.	Association happenings.
5	Mr. Condit now suffering from shock.	Head of Mathematics department in Sartori Hospital; humor.
5	Minnesingers join Vaudeville circuit; many clever features will be introduced	Humor.
5	Hugh Seabury ousted from Y. M. C. A. presidency	Threw a party for society brothers; humor.
6	Faculty loses championship	Faculty volleyball team loses national championship to Janesville; humor.
6	Wyant breaks record	New records set at recent track meet in Kansas; humor.
6	T. C. will meet no Iowa schools	New athletic director Fagan broke contracts with Iowa schools so the athletes can go on longer trips and to more places; humor.
6	Handball becomes Teachers College's major sport; television to be installed; Muto will announce games	Humor.
6	"Eye" special sport news	Track and field highlights; humor.
6	Baseball start sold to New York Yanks; big blow to 1928 aspirations; will replace Babe Ruth in outfield	Student from T. C. will play baseball for Yankees; $50,000 given to T. C. for him; humor.
6	Fagan takes Mendenhall's post; refuses to accept wages; want to help innocent boys to live right	New athletic director voted in; proposes big changes for the program; humor.
6	Baseball games to start at 2 p. m.	Starting earlier because one player refuses to play past 5 p. m.; humor.
6	New rules of sportsmanship made	Male student athletes jokingly decide on new rules.
7	Miss Martin denies accusation; defends herself before class	Professor defends her choice of words; humor.
7	Ben Beck conquers English Channel; starts his career in intra-murals	Former student swims the English Channel; continues to set new records; humor.
7	Women's Sports	Highlights of intramural track and field meet; both faculty and students participated; humor.
8	Delta Phi Delta	Sorority happenings; humor.
8	Alpha Theta Beta	Fraternity happenings; humor.
8	Kappa Theta Psi	Sorority happenings; humor.
8	V. O. V. Sigma Phi	Sorority happenings; humor.
8	Alpha Delta Alpha	Fraternity happenings; humor.
8	Lambda Gamma Nu	Fraternity happenings; humor.
8	Phi Sigma Phi	Sorority happenings.
8	Alpha Beta Gamma	Humor.
8	Inter-Sorority Council to sponsor big box social.	Humor.
8	"Dave" McCuskey starts game of Bingo to help earn way thru college	Prizes to men will be photographs of certain women students; prizes to women will be autographed pictures of McCuskey; humor.
8	Mr. Wallace offers new course; class already filled to capacity	A new course on how to play practical jokes is offered because the professor thinks there are too many American History I classes offered; humor.
8	Painting presented to Teachers College; by Marshall Kathan as a remembrance to future students	Humor.
8	The Pop-off	Student sarcastically claims there is nothing to complain about at T. C., then rants about all the rules he finds hard to follow.