Northern Iowan — March 31, 2016

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1	We are survivors	Student Vanessa McNeal's film "We Are Survivors," which tells the stories of eight sexual assault survivors, will be screened on April 5 in McCollum Science Hall; photos.
1	Clean cut 'comic's comic'	Comedian Brian Regan will perform at the Gallagher Bluedorn Performing Arts Center (GBPAC) on April 2; photo.
2	Lebron James "slams" UNI team	Students respond to basketball player Lebron James's comment about the UNI men's basketball loss to Texas A&M.
3	Post-caucus, don't forget climate change	In the author's opinion, people should take steps to become more vegetarian because the meat and cattle industries are significant contributors to climate change; photos.
3	Time to think critically about ag industry	Cobb critiques the agricultural industry and its effect on the environment; photos.
4	Showcase for national level talent	The Speech and Debate team have been competing throughout the year, and held their "Night B4 Nationals" showcase in the Maucker Union ballroom on march 29; photo.
4	Impending doom weighs down new DC film	Rouse reviews "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice," 2/5; photo.
5	More selfies than service	In this satirical article written for April Fools, UNI students go on a mission trip.
5	Drump new NISG Pres.	In this satirical article written for April Fools, Donald Drump is the new Northern Iowa Student Government (NISG) student body president; photos.
5	Once in a life-time performance	In this satirical article written for April Fools, Clive Buttertable gave a performance that featured eating a sack lunch; photo.
6	Elves supply food	In this satirical article written for April Fools, Harry Potter house elves are the reason the dining center food was rated number one in Iowa.
6	Misstakes haunt newspaper	In this satirical article written for April Fools, the Northern Iowan staff discusses the "ghost" causing editing mistakes in the paper; photo.
7	Wi-Fi... just why?!	In this satirical article written for April Fools, a student complains about the Wi-Fi.
7	NI article hurts student's feelings	In this satirical article written for April Fools, a student writes a letter to the editor commenting negatively on a previous article about bad roommates.
7	Student orgs offer help to those in need	In this satirical article written for April Fools, the columnist writes that UNI Right to Life and College Republicans are working with the administration to implement new policies to make decisions for female UNI students; photo.
7	Sexuality in video games not tied to marketing schemes at all	In this satirical article written for April Fools, the columnist discusses sexuality in video games.
8	Karma forces LeBron James into retirement	In this satirical article written for April Fools, basketball player LeBron James has decided to retire after losing a game in similar fashion to UNI vs. Texas A&M; photo.
8	Cyclone athletes transfer after Harris's hiring	In this satirical article written for April Fools, many players for Iowa State University athletic teams will transfer to UNI to follow David Harris, recently hired as UNI athletic director; photo.
8	UNI athletics now resorts to socialism	In this satirical article written for April Fools, a bill passed in the legislature for UNI athletics to be funded by the University of Iowa and Iowa State university; photo.
9	Why I Relay	Ami Jensen shares why she participates in Relay for Life; photo.
10	Team streams give viewers a more fan-based commentary	Herring discusses the new concept of "Team Stream Broadcasts," which are fan-based opinion streams during sporting events; photo.
10	Personal records set at Bill Cornell Spring Classic	Men's and women's track and field competed at the Bill Cornell Spring Classic; hoto.
10	Softball goes 2-1 in series against Evansville	The softball team defeated the University of Evansville in a double-header, 2-1; photo.