Northern Iowan — April 2, 2018

Page	Title	Summary	Scan
1	Drew and Kirsten look to connect with students	Andrew Stensland and Kristen Ahart take the positions of student body president and vice president respectively
1	Amnesty bill seeks to prevent student deaths	The Iowa House is passing through a bill that protects students who seek emergency assistance for alcohol overdoses.
2	UNI blazes trail for women in MIS	Half of the Management Information System majors on UNI campus are women, far above the national level.
3	Police rarely punished for shooting black civilians	The author discusses the lack of ramifications that police officers who use deadly force against African American civilians face.
3	FB data breach impacts users	The author gives a rundown of the recent Cambridge Analytica scandal and how it impacted facebook users.
3	Police rarely punished for shooting black civilians	The author discusses the lack of ramifications that police officers who use deadly force against African American civilians face.
4	Teen sex comedy transcends genre	Olsasky gives a sterling review for 'Blockers,' giving it three and a half paws.
5	Rider RLC replaced by actual panther	In this satirical article written for April Fools, a panther has replaced Rider Hall's Residence Life Coordinator.
5	Bookstore haunted by ghost of student debts	In this satirical article written for April Fools, the university bookstore is haunted by the ghost that has formed as a result of the decades of student debt caused by the bookstore.
6	SGNI begs for spare change at UI, ISU	In this satirical article written for April Fools, the Student Government of Northern Iowa (SGNI) went to Iowa State University and University of Iowa to try and supplement their funding.
6	Slow walkers to be fined, as well they should	In this satirical article written for April Fools, the UNI Campus Police will start fining people who are walking too slow and slowing down foot traffic.
7	Microwaves taking over campus	In this satirical article written for April Fools, an exorbitant amount of microwaves have begun appearing all over campus.
9	Why I Relay: A collection of why students decide to relay for life	Rylie Lawrence shares why she Relays for Life.
10	MLB: opening day for Chicago baseball	The MLB season started with the Chicago Cubs taking home a win.
10	Women's tennis is 3-7 before playing Drake	The women's tennis is on a losing streak leading up to their game against Drake.