Kauz's Notebook (Column)
Displaying 1 - 44 of 44 in reverse chronological order
# | Title | Date | Summary |
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1 | Beware the crazy man who lives down the hall Northern Iowan 91:59, p.7 |
Enjoyed apartment, but not his neighbor. | |
2 | Kauz reverse dunks on Larry Bird, smooches Kim Basinger, eats pillow Northern Iowan 91:57, p.6 |
Analyzes recent dream. | |
3 | I need to get goin', hurry up and read this column will ya! Northern Iowan 91:55, p.6 |
Has hard time waiting. | |
4 | Kauz now off market; millions of women break down in tears; guys, beware the pitfalls of getting engaged; asking easy, paying for ring hard Northern Iowan 91:53, p.6 |
Announces engagement. | |
5 | Remember kindergarten rest time? Yea, that was best Northern Iowan 91:51, p.7 |
Observations of people sleeping in UNI buildings. | |
6 | Size of mess directly proportional to intellectual ability Northern Iowan 91:49, p.6 |
Believes messiness indicates thoughtful activity. | |
7 | All students should get chance to teach, it really sucks; my God, I'm even sounding like one of them! Northern Iowan 91:47, p.5 |
Relates difficult circumstances encountered during his first attempt to teach a class. | |
8 | Women don't put up with guys who aren't dressed right Northern Iowan 91:45, p.5 |
Follow women's advice on proper attire. | |
9 | Cindy Crawford, fan clubs and moral lessons; all in a day's work; everyone has a little Kauz, except the anti-Kauz Richard Gere Northern Iowan 91:43, p.5 |
Humorous suggestion that he needs a fan club. | |
10 | Pepsi driver causes flashback to time spent in trenches; more to driving distribution truck than pulling through in clutch Northern Iowan 91:41, p.5 |
Recounts experiences of driving a Pepsi truck. | |
11 | It isn't easy being a college Casanova, but then who wants to?; sexual revolution or not, women expect men to take charge Northern Iowan 91:39, p.5 |
Offers advice on successful relationships. | |
12 | Man's search for immortality ends at ceiling of Steb's; pop culture's big names party n ceiling of Steb's bar Northern Iowan 91:37, p.6 |
Recalls interesting surroundings at Steb's. | |
13 | Car-moving thugs terrorize UNI students, public safety; students cannot escape paying their UNI parking tickets Northern Iowan 91:35, p.5 |
Believes drivers are indeed responsible for most parking violations. | |
14 | Ticket scalping quasi-legal in Florida? Pardon my drool Northern Iowan 91:33, p.5 |
Relates experiences of scalping tickets. | |
15 | If the wife hides the toolbox, there's probably a pretty good reason Northern Iowan 91:31, p.7 |
In the hands of the right man, an innocent pair of pliers can become a tool of destruction | |
16 | I'd take my clothes off for seven bucks an hour Northern Iowan 91:30, p.8 |
Thoughts on nude modeling. | |
17 | Man's primitive need to stalk and kill, alive and well Northern Iowan 91:28, p.6 |
Account of recent hunting trip. | |
18 | Watch out Britain; now it's payback time, baby! Northern Iowan 91:25, p.5 |
Modest proposal to invade and conquer Britain. | |
19 | Forget Foreman/Moore? Darth Vader/Energizer Bunny rules Northern Iowan 91:23, p.5 |
Favorite television commercials. | |
20 | Baseball and hockey strikes caused by FCC television deregulation Northern Iowan 91:21, p.4 |
Thinks deregulation of television industry causes problems in sports. | |
21 | Horror stories for the '90s, not for the faint of heart Northern Iowan 91:19, p.6 |
Halloween stories. | |
22 | Bet your uncle didn't make these crafts in any basement Northern Iowan 91:17, p.8 |
Relates experiences of visiting large craft show. | |
23 | Let's get real, there ain't no panthers in Iowa Northern Iowan 91:15, p.6 |
Wants to substitute squirrels for panthers as mascot. | |
24 | Learn important lesson: stretch before exercising Northern Iowan 91:13, p.4 |
Experiences with a pulled muscle. | |
25 | Personal planners remove responsibility and guilt Northern Iowan 91:11, p.4 |
Needs help in keeping on track. | |
26 | New car too nice, clean; needs to be keyed Northern Iowan 91:9, p.6 |
Still likes old car. | |
27 | Students should eat in Library Northern Iowan 91:7, p.6 |
Modest proposal to relieve overcrowding in Union. | |
28 | Journalists create news; pat themselves on back; news stories intentionally altered, made more dramatic Northern Iowan 91:5, p.6 |
Critical of manipulation of news by media. | |
29 | This here's a zoo Northern Iowan 91:3, p.5 |
Experiences on summer job. | |
30 | Kauz in diplomacy 'zone' Northern Iowan 90:58, p.19 |
Recounts recent experience playing board game. | |
31 | The only true sports fantasy is . . . playing, dominating a junior high football game Northern Iowan 90:56, p.14 |
Would like to go back to play again. | |
32 | Kool and the Gang song crucial to football victory Northern Iowan 90:54, p.13 |
Recalls high school football game. | |
33 | A chat with Sir Charles Northern Iowan 90:52, p.13 |
Recalls conversation with Charles Barkley. | |
34 | Look after your seat; with my dad at a game, you better Northern Iowan 90:50, p.12 |
Attending a game with his dad. | |
35 | Sports=sex? Northern Iowan 90:48, p.13 |
Success in sports is attractive. | |
36 | Gambling a mainstay in sports world Northern Iowan 90:46, p.11 |
Office pools. | |
37 | Sega: America's new national pastime Northern Iowan 90:44, p.16 |
Enjoys sports video games. | |
38 | Hurricane of emotions surrounds Iowa state wrestling tournament Northern Iowan 90:42, p.14 |
Scenes from tournament. | |
39 | Swimsuit issue is T & A; wake up sports fans! Northern Iowan 90:40, p.13 |
Does not believe that there is art involved. | |
40 | Free agency ruining national pastime Northern Iowan 90:38, p.14 |
Doesn't like players switching teams frequently. | |
41 | Don't believe the Jordan hype; Magic, Bird, Dr.J . . . . Northern Iowan 90:36, p.17 |
Believes others would contend with Jordan as greatest player. | |
42 | Harding's killer instinct prized in sports Northern Iowan 90:34, p.11 |
Reacts to recent skater incident. | |
43 | Buffalo will prevail Northern Iowan 90:32, p.14 |
Likes Buffalo to win Super Bowl. | |
44 | Media needs to shape up; a college football playoff solution Northern Iowan 90:31, p.18 |
Playoff would settle question. |