Kauz's Notebook (Column)

Displaying 1 - 44 of 44 in reverse chronological order
# Title Date Summary
1 Beware the crazy man who lives down the hall
Northern Iowan 91:59, p.7
Enjoyed apartment, but not his neighbor.
2 Kauz reverse dunks on Larry Bird, smooches Kim Basinger, eats pillow
Northern Iowan 91:57, p.6
Analyzes recent dream.
3 I need to get goin', hurry up and read this column will ya!
Northern Iowan 91:55, p.6
Has hard time waiting.
4 Kauz now off market; millions of women break down in tears; guys, beware the pitfalls of getting engaged; asking easy, paying for ring hard
Northern Iowan 91:53, p.6
Announces engagement.
5 Remember kindergarten rest time? Yea, that was best
Northern Iowan 91:51, p.7
Observations of people sleeping in UNI buildings.
6 Size of mess directly proportional to intellectual ability
Northern Iowan 91:49, p.6
Believes messiness indicates thoughtful activity.
7 All students should get chance to teach, it really sucks; my God, I'm even sounding like one of them!
Northern Iowan 91:47, p.5
Relates difficult circumstances encountered during his first attempt to teach a class.
8 Women don't put up with guys who aren't dressed right
Northern Iowan 91:45, p.5
Follow women's advice on proper attire.
9 Cindy Crawford, fan clubs and moral lessons; all in a day's work; everyone has a little Kauz, except the anti-Kauz Richard Gere
Northern Iowan 91:43, p.5
Humorous suggestion that he needs a fan club.
10 Pepsi driver causes flashback to time spent in trenches; more to driving distribution truck than pulling through in clutch
Northern Iowan 91:41, p.5
Recounts experiences of driving a Pepsi truck.
11 It isn't easy being a college Casanova, but then who wants to?; sexual revolution or not, women expect men to take charge
Northern Iowan 91:39, p.5
Offers advice on successful relationships.
12 Man's search for immortality ends at ceiling of Steb's; pop culture's big names party n ceiling of Steb's bar
Northern Iowan 91:37, p.6
Recalls interesting surroundings at Steb's.
13 Car-moving thugs terrorize UNI students, public safety; students cannot escape paying their UNI parking tickets
Northern Iowan 91:35, p.5
Believes drivers are indeed responsible for most parking violations.
14 Ticket scalping quasi-legal in Florida? Pardon my drool
Northern Iowan 91:33, p.5
Relates experiences of scalping tickets.
15 If the wife hides the toolbox, there's probably a pretty good reason
Northern Iowan 91:31, p.7
In the hands of the right man, an innocent pair of pliers can become a tool of destruction
16 I'd take my clothes off for seven bucks an hour
Northern Iowan 91:30, p.8
Thoughts on nude modeling.
17 Man's primitive need to stalk and kill, alive and well
Northern Iowan 91:28, p.6
Account of recent hunting trip.
18 Watch out Britain; now it's payback time, baby!
Northern Iowan 91:25, p.5
Modest proposal to invade and conquer Britain.
19 Forget Foreman/Moore? Darth Vader/Energizer Bunny rules
Northern Iowan 91:23, p.5
Favorite television commercials.
20 Baseball and hockey strikes caused by FCC television deregulation
Northern Iowan 91:21, p.4
Thinks deregulation of television industry causes problems in sports.
21 Horror stories for the '90s, not for the faint of heart
Northern Iowan 91:19, p.6
Halloween stories.
22 Bet your uncle didn't make these crafts in any basement
Northern Iowan 91:17, p.8
Relates experiences of visiting large craft show.
23 Let's get real, there ain't no panthers in Iowa
Northern Iowan 91:15, p.6
Wants to substitute squirrels for panthers as mascot.
24 Learn important lesson: stretch before exercising
Northern Iowan 91:13, p.4
Experiences with a pulled muscle.
25 Personal planners remove responsibility and guilt
Northern Iowan 91:11, p.4
Needs help in keeping on track.
26 New car too nice, clean; needs to be keyed
Northern Iowan 91:9, p.6
Still likes old car.
27 Students should eat in Library
Northern Iowan 91:7, p.6
Modest proposal to relieve overcrowding in Union.
28 Journalists create news; pat themselves on back; news stories intentionally altered, made more dramatic
Northern Iowan 91:5, p.6
Critical of manipulation of news by media.
29 This here's a zoo
Northern Iowan 91:3, p.5
Experiences on summer job.
30 Kauz in diplomacy 'zone'
Northern Iowan 90:58, p.19
Recounts recent experience playing board game.
31 The only true sports fantasy is . . . playing, dominating a junior high football game
Northern Iowan 90:56, p.14
Would like to go back to play again.
32 Kool and the Gang song crucial to football victory
Northern Iowan 90:54, p.13
Recalls high school football game.
33 A chat with Sir Charles
Northern Iowan 90:52, p.13
Recalls conversation with Charles Barkley.
34 Look after your seat; with my dad at a game, you better
Northern Iowan 90:50, p.12
Attending a game with his dad.
35 Sports=sex?
Northern Iowan 90:48, p.13
Success in sports is attractive.
36 Gambling a mainstay in sports world
Northern Iowan 90:46, p.11
Office pools.
37 Sega: America's new national pastime
Northern Iowan 90:44, p.16
Enjoys sports video games.
38 Hurricane of emotions surrounds Iowa state wrestling tournament
Northern Iowan 90:42, p.14
Scenes from tournament.
39 Swimsuit issue is T & A; wake up sports fans!
Northern Iowan 90:40, p.13
Does not believe that there is art involved.
40 Free agency ruining national pastime
Northern Iowan 90:38, p.14
Doesn't like players switching teams frequently.
41 Don't believe the Jordan hype; Magic, Bird, Dr.J . . . .
Northern Iowan 90:36, p.17
Believes others would contend with Jordan as greatest player.
42 Harding's killer instinct prized in sports
Northern Iowan 90:34, p.11
Reacts to recent skater incident.
43 Buffalo will prevail
Northern Iowan 90:32, p.14
Likes Buffalo to win Super Bowl.
44 Media needs to shape up; a college football playoff solution
Northern Iowan 90:31, p.18
Playoff would settle question.