Nothing Important (Column)
Displaying 1 - 26 of 26 in reverse chronological order
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1 | Cool stuff about UNI: profs, taxpayer subsidies Northern Iowan 92:54, p.9 |
Wraps up column for year with thanks. | |
2 | Take tour of UNI's great campus sculptures with Ed Northern Iowan 92:52, p.8 |
Humorous look at outdoor sculpture. | |
3 | Real world application of some laws of probabilities Northern Iowan 92:50, p.7 |
Applies probability to dating and other activities. | |
4 | Cruisin' through Europe part II: Rome, the Basilica, the Vatican Northern Iowan 92:48, p.11 |
Recalls experiences of concert trip to Europe. | |
5 | Cruisin' Europe over spring break part I: Austria Northern Iowan 92:46, p.8 |
Relates experiences from concert tour in Europe. | |
6 | Jobs where being anal retentive pays Northern Iowan 92:43, p.7 |
Humorous look at various occupations. | |
7 | Write in Tillman/Mochal for NISG Pres/V.P. Northern Iowan 92:41, p.10 |
Humorous suggestion for upcoming election. | |
8 | Reaping the many benefits of growing up Catholic Northern Iowan 92:39, p.9 |
Enjoyed the experiences of being Catholic. | |
9 | How Congress should spend our tax dollars Northern Iowan 92:37, p.7 |
Humorous suggestions for spending money. | |
10 | Valentine's Day sucks . . . but send me something anyway Northern Iowan 92:35, p.8 |
Humorous look at Valentine's Day. | |
11 | I want to father Hillary's baby Northern Iowan 92:33, p.9 |
Enjoyed Hillary Clinton's speech. | |
12 | Women's guide on how to pick up guys Northern Iowan 92:31, p.5 |
Humorous look at attracting men. | |
13 | Tillman does Texas, loses battle of the bulge Northern Iowan 92:29, p.8 |
Recounts good food and vacation over holidays. | |
14 | "Twas the night before finals . . . I studied with Santa" Northern Iowan 92:27, p.6 |
Humorous look at final examinations. | |
15 | Can-shaped cranberry sauce surely something to be thankful for Northern Iowan 92:25, p.4 |
Humorous look at things he is grateful to have at Thanksgiving. | |
16 | There must be 50 ways to rile your roommate; put a porn in their pack, Jack; raise fish in the can, Stan Northern Iowan 92:23, p.6 |
Offers ways to irritate roommate. | |
17 | Everyone else is doing the quiz thing so why can't I? Northern Iowan 92:21, p.7 |
Humorous quiz about UNI current events. | |
18 | Halloween rule: give me candy or I'll pee on your porch Northern Iowan 92:19, p.7 |
Memories of Halloween fun. | |
19 | Talking to yourself just one of several ways to annoy people Northern Iowan 92:17, p.6 |
Lists ways to bother others. | |
20 | Do you eat macaroni and cheese with spoon or fork? Northern Iowan 92:15, p.7 |
Outlines virtues of macaroni and cheese. | |
21 | Next year's Homecoming theme: party your butts off '96 Northern Iowan 92:13, p.6 |
Wants to avoid cute activities and get to the essence of Homecoming. | |
22 | Ed Olympics would offer change of pace from dull intramurals Northern Iowan 92:11, p.7 |
Humorous suggestion would pit students against one another in unusual tests of skill. | |
23 | Elvis considering reincarnation as Lisa Marie's baby Northern Iowan 92:9, p.5 |
Tells about articles he has read in tabloids. | |
24 | Pay tribute to Thomas Crapper: read this column on the can Northern Iowan 92:7, p.5 |
Outlines supposed history of toilet. | |
25 | A single guy's guide on how to pick up chicks Northern Iowan 92:5, p.7 |
Offers tips on attracting women. | |
26 | You think you could write something better than this? Northern Iowan 92:2, p.7 |
Outlines qualifications for job of writing column. |