Random Access (Column)

Displaying 1 - 24 of 24 in reverse chronological order

#	Title	Date	Summary
1	Random staffers offer heartfelt farewells, powerful predictions Northern Iowan 90:58, p.9	05/06/1994	Year end wrap-up.
2	Star-spangled Scotto foils alien Ted Lange Northern Iowan 90:56, p.8	04/29/1994	Imaginary adventure continues.
3	Better than unbridled lust, better than an NISG meeting Northern Iowan 90:54, p.7	04/22/1994	Imaginary adventure continues.
4	Ninjitsu revenge for Agent 23 Northern Iowan 90:52, p.7	04/15/1994	Imaginary adventure continues.
5	Into the lion's den Northern Iowan 90:50, p.5	04/08/1994	Further imaginary adventures.
6	Drugs, guns . . . and the hokey pokey Northern Iowan 90:48, p.8	04/01/1994	Relates imaginary adventure.
7	Pink slips for Crank Boy and Company Northern Iowan 90:46, p.6	03/18/1994	Plans new direction for column.
8	An the winners are . . . . Northern Iowan 90:44, p.10	03/11/1994	Mock awards for literature and poetry.
9	No distractions: first world "joys" Northern Iowan 90:42, p.7	03/04/1994	Thoughts on issues of life and belief.
10	SNAP! Tupperware at Scotto's Northern Iowan 90:40, p.7	02/25/1994	Mad houseware party dream.
11	Waking nightmares Northern Iowan 90:38, p.9	02/18/1994	Recalls dreams and nightmares.
12	Valentin'es Day advice for the normals Northern Iowan 90:36, p.11	02/11/1994	Receiving a valentine from a disgusting person.
13	Scotto and friends monopolize the city Northern Iowan 90:34, p.5	02/04/1994	Wild Monopoly game.
14	Move over Abby; it's Ask Crank Boy! Northern Iowan 90:32, p.7	01/28/1994	Humorous personal advice column.
15	Gifts Galore Northern Iowan 90:29, p.9	12/10/1993	Humorous gift suggestions.
16	Computer geeks unite! Northern Iowan 90:27, p.7	12/03/1993	Humorous look at Christmas lights and computer labs.
17	Mephistopheles meets his match Northern Iowan 90:22, p.10	11/21/1993	Meeting with Gabriel and Satan.
18	The truth behind Thanksgiving Northern Iowan 90:24, p.7	11/19/1993	Humorous look at holiday.
19	Scotto fights the War on Drugs Northern Iowan 90:20, p.7	11/05/1993	Drug dream.
20	Vote Democrat for a safe Halloween Northern Iowan 90:18, p.9	10/29/1993	Tales of his Halloween experiences.
21	How to spend your student loan Northern Iowan 90:16, p.7	10/22/1993	Imaginary spending spree.
22	Gilligan's lessons Northern Iowan 90:15, p.8	10/19/1993	Speculates on meaning of "Gilligan's Island".
23	Star Talk Northern Iowan 90:12, p.11	10/08/1993	Dream of talk with rock stars.
24	What is art? Northern Iowan 90:10, p.8	10/01/1993	Critical of Balanced/Unbalanced Beaks.