Why God Lets Us Live (Column)
Displaying 1 - 13 of 13 in reverse chronological order
# | Title | Date | Summary |
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1 | There's gotta be reasons; it's log, it's log Northern Iowan 91:59, p.12 |
Believes there is a purpose to life. | |
2 | Bubble boy, hamsters spared nicotine fits, but have rough lives Northern Iowan 91:57, p.11 |
Speculation on smoking. | |
3 | Glowing orbs mold minds, twist reality Northern Iowan 91:55, p.11 |
Concerned with influence of television. | |
4 | Nose-picking, chicken-licking: rudest of rude; forget eating Easter Bunney¿ Northern Iowan 91:53, p.9 |
Explains two things that he really dislikes. | |
5 | New colors for cars: banana, snot, neon red Northern Iowan 91:51, p.12 |
Speculates on life and cars. | |
6 | Celebrating Green Day for the non-Irish Northern Iowan 91:47, p.8 |
Sardonic views on St. Patrick's Day activities. | |
7 | Skoal, Salems or Snickers: decisions, decisions Northern Iowan 91:45, p.8 |
Shopping decisions. | |
8 | Trying times, dog dodo, smog limits life's perks Northern Iowan 91:43, p.11 |
Speculates on world's problems. | |
9 | Key to education solved: The Force would motivate, teach, discipline Northern Iowan 91:41, p.11 |
Likes Star Wars movies. | |
10 | Valentine's Day gift: testicle shaped candy Northern Iowan 91:37, p.9 |
Comments on Valentine's Day presents. | |
11 | America's real heroes: wrestlers, mayor McCheese Northern Iowan 91:35, p.8 |
Views on what he finds on television. | |
12 | Superman driven by super hormones; faster than a speeding bullet Northern Iowan 91:33, p.9 |
Speculates on Superman. | |
13 | Red, white and-green; what people do for money Northern Iowan 91:31, p.13 |
Considers ways to make money, including selling plasma. |