Why God Lets Us Live (Column)

Displaying 1 - 13 of 13 in reverse chronological order
# Title Date Summary
1 There's gotta be reasons; it's log, it's log
Northern Iowan 91:59, p.12
Believes there is a purpose to life.
2 Bubble boy, hamsters spared nicotine fits, but have rough lives
Northern Iowan 91:57, p.11
Speculation on smoking.
3 Glowing orbs mold minds, twist reality
Northern Iowan 91:55, p.11
Concerned with influence of television.
4 Nose-picking, chicken-licking: rudest of rude; forget eating Easter Bunney¿
Northern Iowan 91:53, p.9
Explains two things that he really dislikes.
5 New colors for cars: banana, snot, neon red
Northern Iowan 91:51, p.12
Speculates on life and cars.
6 Celebrating Green Day for the non-Irish
Northern Iowan 91:47, p.8
Sardonic views on St. Patrick's Day activities.
7 Skoal, Salems or Snickers: decisions, decisions
Northern Iowan 91:45, p.8
Shopping decisions.
8 Trying times, dog dodo, smog limits life's perks
Northern Iowan 91:43, p.11
Speculates on world's problems.
9 Key to education solved: The Force would motivate, teach, discipline
Northern Iowan 91:41, p.11
Likes Star Wars movies.
10 Valentine's Day gift: testicle shaped candy
Northern Iowan 91:37, p.9
Comments on Valentine's Day presents.
11 America's real heroes: wrestlers, mayor McCheese
Northern Iowan 91:35, p.8
Views on what he finds on television.
12 Superman driven by super hormones; faster than a speeding bullet
Northern Iowan 91:33, p.9
Speculates on Superman.
13 Red, white and-green; what people do for money
Northern Iowan 91:31, p.13
Considers ways to make money, including selling plasma.