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| Title | Article Summary |
|---|---|
| Welcome freshmen? | Warns incoming students of the realities of campus construction, tuition increases, growing class sizes, and the availability of class sections. |
| Underhanded undergarments addressed | Believes that women lie to men when they wear padded bras. |
| Columnist considers candidate conundrum | Conversation about new presidential prospects. |
