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Ghosts protest demolition of Honors Cottage Written by Carl McChristensen, Human bean, the satire article discusses that the campus ghosts including Zelda (who haunts Strayer-Wood Theatre), Augie (who haunts Lawther Hall), and others including the ghosts of Rider and Hagemann Halls will haunt UNI administrators until they repeal their request to the Board of Regents for the Honors Cottage to be demolished; photo.
Mooks minvan tragically stolen Written by Karl Karlson, What do I manage????, the satire article says that Nark Mook's minivan was stolen when he was going to Chad's Pizza. Jerry Smith, representative of the UNI Police Department (UNI PD), gives tips on vehicle safety, and says they don't want to blame mascots TC and TK, although descriptions match. The staff of the Northern Iowan is also working with WD-40 man to find the culprit; photos.